Psst! Come with me. I will lead you to a magic land where everything is possible. Wave your wand and you can fly, vanish, turn into a wizard or travel in time.
This is the world in your computer, virtual unreality, the realm of web and blog design. Here you can give free rein to your creativity, conjure up your own kingdom and wander wherever you fancy.
…Oops! Wait a minute. Before you put on your web designer’s or blog writer’s hat and prepare to disappear into your creative neverland, a word of warning. As in all magic countries, there is one thing you must never do. Well, quite a lot actually, but one thing in particular.
Don’t mess with the signposts.
Labels are important. Get too creative with the navigation in your web or blog pages, and you and your visitors are liable to get lost.
As Viki Nygaard says in her blog about web design Learn to do it Right:
‘…it’s important to use caution when straying from what’s familiar. This especially holds true when it comes to web site terminology. People have become accustomed to using certain words and phrases to describe specific web site elements. When you change them in an effort to be clever or creative, the end result is most often confusion…’
There’s no doubt leading an uninteresting life has its advantages. I’m all for it if it avoids my falling down a ravine, perishing just short of the North Pole, dying of an overdose, being shot by an assassin, eaten by a shark or otherwise disposed of. I have to admit, though, that when it comes to writing a blog, an uneventful existence does leave one a bit short on ripping yarns and heart-stopping escapades.
For thrills, spills and fairies or paparazzi at the bottom of the garden, you will have to go elsewhere. If gunshots and gore are what it takes to get you going, happiness here for you will be thin on the ground. (Well I hope so anyway.) Further adventures in my realm are only for the faint hearted. What can I promise?
Here you will acquire useless skills, like how to draw with your fingers and take remarkable photos with an iPhone you haven’t got. You will learn things you already know, like how to see faces and think about chairs. You will find out how to make Art that isn’t, how to see with your eyes shut and why I use two flannels in the bath. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.